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???? MY NYSC SERVICE ????

? EPISODE 24 ?

****SKIT****
Let me draw a mental picture of what my life
was
like during my service year.
The school I got posted to was an all-girls
government school, each class had four arms
(e.g
ss1: A,B,C,D). Each arm had approximately 60
students, some arms had more.
Now a quick calculation would give you 240
students for each class so the senior section
(ss:
1,2,3) had approximately 700 students. Female
students love Corpers like monkeys love
bananas, I
can’t explain why, but that has been the
culture.
Besides that, I am a very likeable Guy and I
am a
sweet-talker too. I am an homeboy with tight
orientation and I always reason always .
Over 90% of the students were willing to
dance to
my tune. It was just too easy. I didn’t have to
spend
a dime, my time was diamond to them.
Judging
from my calculation (90% of 700 girls), I had
free
and easy access to over 600 girls.
I had 12 months to serve (365 days ), so I
could afford a different girl everyday. Oh, I
forgot
about the numerous teachers (over 95% were
female).
Some single, some married, some widowed,
some
divorced… and yeah, most of them liked me…
Different shapes and ages.
Literally, I felt what its like to be like 2face or
Chris brown … having so many free women and not
knowing whom to choose.
Every single day, at least three girls would
come to
me and say: “sir, I want to come to your
house” “sir,
let me come and cook for you” Sometimes I
felt like
I was living in a dream but no I wasn’t, and I
still
have my discharge certificate to prove it. This
was
‘realer’ than life and I can remember it all
vividly.
Those period, I valued my life more, I feared to die.
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In the mist of these women, I was the only
male
Corper and the school had only 8 male
teachers
while the remaining 48 were female. you get
the
picture?!
HEAVEN! !!!
If was could do it all over, I wouldn’t change a
thing. But, I got into some big troubles too. I will let you know everything... Am coming ...

Watch out for episode 25.